I just purchased this year's Halloween Costume and I am quite excited. I’ll give you some hints as to who my alter ego it, let’s see if you can guess the bombshell.
I graduated high school in 1993.
I was the head cheerleader, and captain of the volleyball, softball, and swim teams.
I rocked feather bangs like you wouldn’t believe.
I am a massive George Michael fan.
I worked and played at The Max.
My boyfriend and his body building best friend were often fighting over me.
I went to California University for college, with my closest friends.
I had an affair with my anthropology professor in college.
I later became engaged and married to my on again off again high school sweetheart.
I went to Las Vegas to marry my fiancé but ended up having an elaborate wedding.
Any guesses? This may help. I am Kelly Kapowski.
P.S. As a child I wanted to be Kelly so bad I used to try to make a deep side part on my hair and walk around the house with my bangs in my face, trying to be her, I was so cool. True story.